Excalibur's 1000 Clauses
1. My mornings starts off with a cup of coffee! Do not forget!
22. A refreshing morning begins with a refreshing greeting!
58. When I am humming a tune to myself, you must not speak!
75. Excalibur's birth day must be celebrated in a grand manner!
172. Hold a sense of the Japanese spirit!
202. The highest class toilet must be prepared!
278. You must never permit carrots in my meals!
349. You must never violate my food preferences!
452. My five hour story time. (You must absolutely read to me every day at five o'clock.)
573. You're to always stay 3 step behind me while walking!
578. A hero shall always convey the truth!
602. Food must be freshly prepared!
667. Always praise Excalibur!
679. I must always have a dehumidifier in my room!
998. When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery.